*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
"We were forced into a room together for a chemistry test because the director wanted to get a feel for how we would get on, but there had been so many near attempts of us meeting and working together before, and we have so many mutual friends, that it felt right immediately.”
this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy
'Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?' 'She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill ( Kings of Leon lead singer)
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8